Bad online dating stories reddit

Here are some of the most insane and absurd, but real according to them, Tinder stories we came across.

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She got there as me and my friends were drunkenly leaving to try and find some party.Too useless to find it, retreated home with the girl.Upon arrival, realised I had no keys or wallet and the house was locked.Fearing she was gonna give up on me, in a desperate move I picked up a skateboard at the front door and threw it through the window. My friend met a girl on Tinder while in Paris for a weekend. I asked him out, mostly because he didn't open with "Can I spread Nutella all over your body," which yes, some other gentleman did propose.

We had both right-swiped each other (Tinder speak for approving the person to contact you) and begun texting shortly after.

He had two jobs, loved biking and burritos — hey, I like one of those things, too! There were small red flags, like when I suggested he look at something on Reddit, he said he wasn't interested because he didn't like wasting time on the Internet.

That's literally all I do, but whatever, we could get past this.

To be perfectly honest, I'm flawed too: I don't drink alcohol (a deal-breaker for many young daters), sometimes I Febreze myself instead of showering, and I have no desire to go skydiving, ever.

But I also have a great job, an OK sense of humor, and I've been told I'm cute by people other than my mother.

We’re sure a few people have formed a relationship from it but the majority of Tinder users are just horny people looking for other horny people.